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The Devil's Rain (1975) directed by my late friend Bob Feust. |
Thursday, October 31, 2013
Martin Fyffe your soul is mine!
"Martin Fyffe," cried Jimmy Greaves, Satan's Minister on Earth and hotshot Brit director in the everlasting Kingdom of Hollywood, "Martin Fyffe, my disloyal servant, come forth and claim the fate that I have prepared for thee!"
Monday, October 28, 2013
The Hollywood Sanction
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"I'm a very important director." |
The Male Trailing Spouse was getting his head around "step deals," "staggered pay" and "3% of the gross" when another script arrived from the Court of King Jimmy Greavse.
Tuesday, October 22, 2013
Hollywood Babylon
The scriptwriter's life would be ideal but for the scriptwriting itself. That was a problem I had to overcome in order to succeed in the showbiz city of Babylon.
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"I'm a very important director." |
Friday, October 18, 2013
Yanks dress for shit
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OK there are exceptions |
I have laughed at American fashion sense for decades. But now that I am living in the USA, as a dysfunctional, dual-national, Male Trailing Spouse, I can attest to the (relative) fact that there are a LOT of blokes in America who dress like complete and utter shithouses.
Tuesday, October 15, 2013
Going Mad via Hollywood
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Saint (left) and Greavsie (right) my codenames for the Hollywood double act. |
The day was starting quietly enough for the Male Trailing Spouse and then he got out of bed. It was a big mistake.
Saturday, October 12, 2013
Alex in Wonderland
The Male Trailing Spouse is back in his milieu. The film biz to be precise. Hooray for Hollywood, "that screwy, ballyhooey Hollywood" and Hooray for me!
Monday, October 7, 2013
Working Out in the USA
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TV hard man Lewis Collins in Sergio Tacchini tracksuit. |