Drug Stabbing Time at Holland Park Comp

Holland Park School is the topic again and this installment is a short history of drug taking at the infamous almer mater. 

The Dodgy Teachers of Holland Park School

All the fit birds from Holland Park Skool are turning 5-0 this year and the presence of the Male Trailing Spouse has been requested to attend a few bashes back home. Thankfully, I'm 4,200 miles away in the Deep South and thus unable to attend anything anywhere in the world coz of the old Miley Cyrus (coronavirus).

Panic in the Year Covid-19

16 bars of Irish Spring soap (green), 3 tubs antiseptic wipes, bog roll (toilet paper), duct tape, bin liners (handy for corpses), batteries ($40 FOR D-CELLS!!); it's endtimes in Trumpland, and the Male Trailing Spouse has been prepping for panic, if not the pandemic itself...

Fuck New Year's Eve

Faux jollity. Over-drinking. Unwanted kisses. What's so great about New Year's Eve?

Boxing Day in the USA

Yanks don't do Boxing Day. Innit shame.

Memories of Xmas Past in Far-Flung Lands

I love Christmas in London. The crowded, neurotic shops of Kensington High Street, the old, familiar bells of St Matthew's in Bayswater calling "come" to Midnight Mass, the sober tone of the Queen's Speech and the cold comfort of a James Bond flick. Not only do I love Christmas in the U.K., I miss it in mind, body and soul just like any other expat.

O Christmas Tree!

You buy a Fraser Fir Christmas tree from Home Depot. You dress it up with baubles; you untangle the string lights; hey presto, it's Crimbo in an instant.