The Usage and Abusage of Lockdown

Lockdown. The clock ticks. Folks are stocked up on gak n' ganja and hoarding bog rolls in the larder. The message might be mixed from Big BoJo but the word 'lockdown' spells it out in B&W to We The Plebs. You are under mass quarantine. No need for stone walls and iron bars, Citizen Sicko. Just 'hunker down' and binge watch Netflix. You are confined to quarters. Until further notice. 

Hunkering Down in Trumpland

Things are going baa-baa-bonkers in Trumpland, and pretty much everywhere else these days. 

Drug Stabbing Time at Holland Park Comp

Holland Park School is the topic again and this installment is a short history of drug taking at the infamous almer mater. 

The Dodgy Teachers of Holland Park School

All the fit birds from Holland Park Skool are turning 5-0 this year and the presence of the Male Trailing Spouse has been requested to attend a few bashes back home. Thankfully, I'm 4,200 miles away in the Deep South and thus unable to attend anything anywhere in the world coz of the old Miley Cyrus (coronavirus).

Panic in the Year Covid-19

16 bars of Irish Spring soap (green), 3 tubs antiseptic wipes, bog roll (toilet paper), duct tape, bin liners (handy for corpses), batteries ($40 FOR D-CELLS!!); it's endtimes in Trumpland, and the Male Trailing Spouse has been prepping for panic, if not the pandemic itself...

Fuck New Year's Eve

Faux jollity. Over-drinking. Unwanted kisses. What's so great about New Year's Eve?

Boxing Day in the USA

Yanks don't do Boxing Day. Innit shame.